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Name: guava
Location: Canada
Birthday: 10/18/1989
Gender: Female
Interests: I love band! Woot woot! Youth Group is pretty awesome too, and dance, and of course the lovely Mock Trial.
Expertise: I am really good at eating pudding with chop sticks.
Occupation: Retired
Message: message me
Website: visit my website
AIM:  guava3281
Member Since:
12/2/2005
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| hey.
long time no xangage.
so today i went around asking little kids what they thought homelessness was. after talking about it, one kindergartener asked me what would happen if a homeless person wanted to have a house but couldnt have one. a fourth grader asked me if all homeless men have big long beards, and another fourth grader spelled out a scenario in which a man was too drunk to get a job so he slept in cardboard boxes and asked for change all day.
these kids are more perceptive than a lot of people think, and now i have stepped among the ranks of those educating the children of the world by answering their numerous and occasionally heart-wrenching questions.
somewhere along the line, i crossed the fence to the other side of the spectrum.
im a big kid now.
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| MAH.
My summer until band camp:
Clean, pack, brothertime, friends, grandparents, hebrew, pack, dress fixing, screaming about what im gonna wear, rehearsal, potluck, confirmation.
NYC!
CAMP BROADSTONE THANK GOODNESS I AM LEAVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so basically, im out.
see yall at band camp.
love and have a great summer.
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| This summer, when you are sitting on your butt sometime in the third week of June and you realize that you are just the slightest bit bored, I have something for you to do.
WRITE ME A LETTER!
I'm not posting the address, but if you want it then ask me or im me.
write me letters from all the exotic locations i know you are going to. I will write you one back. And it will be loverly.
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| A Biography of Satan (aka Lauren Hunt)
The day Satan was born, her mother cried. This day, my friends, was none other than June 6th, 1906. (Yes, that's right, Lauren was born on 6/6/6. She is really an old woman disguising herself as an EXTREMELY YOUNG AND IMMATURE high school student.) Some people (Lauren knows where but I will attempt to be kind to all peoples in this biographical piece so we will leave that to the average reader's imagination) tried to summon a great image on that day, but they messed up. Instead, they summoned Satan. When Lauren's mother looked down between her legs to see what her nine months had produced, she was shocked to see none other than little Satan sitting there, smiling up at her. She gasped, and the little devil said, "Hi, my name is Lauren Hunt!!"(translation: MAH).
Throughout the years, Lauren explored her satanic powers and developed into a young, blossoming devil. Her feats included cursing her sixth grade geography teacher with the message of the devil and bewitching young boys to think she was actually attractive (which shows that Lauren most certainly has a sense of irony and humor, if nothing else). When she came to our very own home town, she actually used her confusing message to bamboozle the administration at the middle school into thinking that she was actually smart, and letting her go to high school as a baby 13 year old (even though she really was an old woman, her disguise was that of an obnoxious tween - that was very fitting of her personality.)
In this wonderful year, Satan has had many exciting experiences. She learned that sometimes her satanicness does have consequences (goodwill points). Lauren was lucky, because that was solved by a sub-existing peace summit (as has been common throughout history; many great leaders have had peace summits with satan, including our current president). She also expanded herself in terms of historical knowledge; one day, she actually met a real live racist!
Throughout history, our very own Satan will grow to be an impressive person, though unfortunately she will not get into college (do not despair!). Hopefully, she will come to realize that J.K. Rowling is a kulak; she had an aversion to admitting that the author of Harry Potter is in reality a rich Russian peasant, because she has an extraordinary attachment to little Mr. Potter.
As a summation, we will cover a few of the quality that Lauren does and does not possess:
DOES POSSESS:
- Satanic influence
- Extreme slacker tendencies
- a hatred for Emma Green
- the ability to take a verbal beating while laughing hysterically but never thinking of a come back
DOES NOT POSSESS:
- any form of intelligence
- (for a complete list, please refer to the bookmark that Lauren carries around in order to boost her confidence; what she doesn't know is that the bookmark outlines all the qualities she DOESN'T have.)
This has been a very historically accurate look into the lives of those from the underworld. Thank you for your interest level.
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